Move to My Town!

Look how great it is around here (Ken)! Check out all the manly things you can do in my town (Ken)...

You can steal river rocks four at a time for months on end and you could end up with a sweet patio like mine. If you move to my town I will tell you where all the hotspots are. Jeffrey is halfway done. You can build tons of fires in my town. Notice two firepits in the picture. There is also another in the woods for huge fires. You can be manly and drink beer while stoking it.
You can become a part time lumberjack and stack your wood so it makes a natural fence. You can stand and admire it with a manly beer in your hands.
In my town, you can build your own bridges and set up an archery target right in your own backyard. How manly is that?
Did I mention tons of biking trails, skiing, a kegger festival twice a year, and so many more manly things in my town! p.s. These are Jeffrey's activities described to a "T".